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Village Patrol
A spin-off series from Fireman Sam, chronicling the adventures of the men and women of the Pontypandy Police Station as they fight crime in the fictional Welsh village of Pontypandy.
In the real-life Fireman Sam series, there are currently two police officers.
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how much fire and crime can this one tiny town have!!!
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Ask the residents of Mount Thomas, Victoria? 
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I know this probably isnât the right place for this, but here is an idea.
This writers strike in the US recently triggered an idea for a new program weeks ago.
Title: Whatâs My Scene
Concept: An improv style series where guests are given a scenario to act out without a script.
It could be a half hour or hour show and have say three segments of this kind of acting and perhaps (if itâs an hour, have interviews with guests a la Graham Norton style). Iâm pretty sure something like that would be very entertaining. Working Dog Productions could produce it for Ten
So it will be similar to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(side note: currently airing on ABC Plus on Saturday nights after Spicks and Specks)
I actually didnât think of that show, but I guess it would be. I think interviews could be a good touch to have it drag out for an hour
I think the interviews would only work to kill the flow between improv skits. What makes Whose Line work is that the games just flow one after another (yes, I know that the show is heavily edited to make it happen) which demonstrates not only the skills of the performers, but keeps the laughs flowing for the whole half-hour.
Title: Australian Morning (AM)
Channel: Network 10
Format: Morning Program
Time/Day: Weekdays from 6:00 AM to 9:00 AM.
Duration: 3 hours
Format:
âAMâ would be designed to wake up Australia with a burst of energy and enthusiasm. It would be a 3-hour daily show that would air from 6:00 AM to 9:00 AM. The program would blend information, entertainment, and interactivity, creating a lively and engaging start to the day.
Suggested Segments:
Aussie Adventures: Explore the stunning landscapes and hidden gems of Australia as our hosts embark on exciting adventures across the country. This segment would showcase the natural beauty and diversity of Australia.
Culinary Quest: Discover the rich culinary heritage of Australia with renowned chefs preparing delicious dishes using local ingredients. Viewers can follow along with easy-to-cook recipes.
Community Spotlight: Highlighting remarkable individuals and organizations making a positive impact on Australian communities. This segment would inspire viewers to get involved and make a difference.
Health and Wellness: Expert advice on physical and mental well-being, with fitness routines, nutrition tips, and mindfulness practices tailored for busy mornings.
News and Updates: Delivering the latest national and international news, weather, and traffic updates to keep viewers informed as they start their day.
Live Music: Featuring live performances from Australian artists across various genres, celebrating the countryâs vibrant music scene.
Viewer Engagement: Interactive segments where viewers can share their thoughts, photos, and videos on social media, fostering a sense of community.
TV Advertising Strategy:
Tagline: âThis is Australiaâs New Morningâ
Slogan: âAre you ready for a change? I AMâ
Our advertising strategy revolves around these compelling messages. Weâll create a series of engaging TV ads to promote âAM.â Each ad would showcase different aspects of the program, emphasizing its freshness and the spirit of change it represents.
Ad 1: A montage of breathtaking Australian landscapes and moments of adventure, emphasizing the tagline, âThis is Australiaâs New Morning.â
Ad 2: Clips of mouthwatering dishes being prepared, heartwarming community stories, and energetic fitness routines, all while inviting viewers to embrace change with the slogan, âAre you ready for a change? I AM.â
Ad 3: Quick snippets of live music performances, expert health advice, and viewer interactions, reinforcing the idea that âAMâ is the new way to start the day.
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Congratulations - youâve invented the breakfast show.
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With all this work and thought you have put into this, I was wondering whether you had considered the following.
What sort of hosting structure would you have?
Would you use the same format as your competitors or would you use an alternate hosting structure?
As an example, would you have all female co-hosts? Would you include say an indigenous co-host in the mix or perhaps someone from another ethnic background/minority group?
Iâm curious as to your thoughts
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I hadnât considered hosting structure(s), etc., for this; just the general program format.
I guess the general purpose of Australian Morning would be to heavily focus on areas that Today/Sunrise donât or wonât focus on already, essentially providing something new in the space while working within the same format template as rival programs. Hosting would probably have to follow the program itself in that the structure would have to be somewhat different from that of rival programs.
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Late Night Talking
Would air on Seven at (say) 9:30pm and feature at least one or two celebrity interviews, and if one of them is a musician he/she would finish the show with a live performance.
The format would also be a panel-style show and feature other presenters/personalities discussing news, discussion and other issues in a light-hearted way.
Presenter: Shura Taft
Theme: âLate Night Talkingâ by Harry Styles
Flashback to the Noughties (00s). Shura Taft isnât really on television. Heâs an MC and marriage celebrant these days.
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9.30 isnât really late night.
Also itâs a bit of a bland name.
I did think about 10:30pm as well, but either way the show would need to be pre-recorded.
Another alternative name: Late Nights with [host]
It is in Australia. Everybody is in bed by 10.30pm. 
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Foul Play: Mystery at Awkward Manor
A star-studded murder mystery telemovie based on the computer game of the same name; it was released for PC and Mac in 1996 and developed by Armchair Travel, who are known for creating interactive tours of international heritage sites. In fact, this game is part of my childhood memories.
Cast:
- Jeremy Irons as Sir John Stiffning
- Kenneth Branagh as Foote (the butler)
- John Goodman as Senator Bluster
- Timothy Spall as Major Gallop
- Imelda Staunton as Mrs Drabble
- Eileen Atkins as Mrs Thatcham
- Simon Pegg as Dr Quandry
- Gemma Chan as Miss Sang Lo
- Mark Rylance as DCI Pendelton
- Jodie Comer as DS Vance
Plot description:
The film opens on a stormy evening at the grand, if slightly faded, Awkward Manor.
Sir John Stiffning, a renowned and somewhat controversial figure known for his eclectic collections and influential connections, is preparing for a dinner party. His six invited guests begin to arrive - each with their own veiled agenda.
- Senator Bluster, a boisterous American politician, arrives under the guise of a private visit but his true purpose is to secure a vital endorsement or funding from Sir John to salvage a career teetering on the brink of scandal.
- Major Gallop, a retired military officer with a booming laugh and a penchant for the brandy decanter, hides a simmering resentment stemming from a past disgrace and a mountain of debt Sir John could easily alleviate.
- Mrs Drabble, the manorâs quiet and seemingly unassuming housekeeper of many decades, moves through the stately rooms with an almost imperceptible efficiency, her familiarity with every crevice of the house hinting at a deeper, unrevealed connection to her employer.
- Mrs Thatcham, a seemingly frail society dame, observes the proceedings with sharp, assessing eyes, her delicate exterior belying a steely will and a quick, cutting wit.
- Dr Quandry, an eccentric academic with a dishevelled charm, clearly holds a past connection to Sir John as a former student, their shared history rooted in a less conventional, perhaps even scandalous, scientific pursuit.
- Miss Sang Lo, a glamorous and enigmatic art dealer, arrives with an air of sophisticated intrigue, her professional interest in Sir Johnâs vast and valuable collections subtly intertwined with a more personal, unstated motive.
As the guests gather in the drawing room, an undercurrent of tension is palpable beneath the veneer of polite conversation. Sir John, a man who relished control and manipulation, makes a series of cryptic remarks and subtle provocations, seemingly enjoying the discomfort he instils in his guests.
Just as the call for dinner is about to be made, a sudden power cut plunges the manor into darkness. When the lights flicker back on, Sir John is discovered dead in his study, a priceless antique letter opener protruding from his chest.
The local police are called and DCI Arthur Pendelton arrives on the scene, accompanied by his protĂ©gĂ©, DS Eleanor Vance. Pendelton, with his seasoned eye and meticulous approach, immediately takes charge, his quiet confidence asserting itself over the initial chaos. Vance, eager to prove her mettle, begins to meticulously document the scene, her modern investigative techniques complementing Pendeltonâs more traditional methods.
As the storm rages outside, trapping the guests within Awkward Manor, Pendelton and Vance begin their interrogations.
- Senator Bluster, initially outraged by the inconvenience, quickly becomes defensive and evasive when pressed on his financial woes and the true nature of his visit with Sir John.
- Major Gallopâs jovial façade crumbles under scrutiny, revealing a deep-seated bitterness towards Sir John for a perceived betrayal that led to his military disgrace and his significant gambling debts are exposed.
- Mrs Drabble, despite her demure demeanour, shows an surprising resilience, her answers precise and her knowledge of Sir Johnâs habits and history unnervingly extensive. Pendelton senses a hidden depth to her and an intimacy with the manor that goes beyond that of an employee.
- Mrs Thatcham, while seemingly frail, deflects questions with sharp remarks, her pronouncements laced with veiled criticisms of Sir John and the other guests, hinting at a long-standing rivalry or grudge.
- Dr Quandryâs eccentric explanations and convoluted theories about Sir Johnâs life and work, while initially confusing, slowly reveal a hidden resentment towards his former mentor, perhaps over a stolen idea or unacknowledged contribution.
- Miss Sang Lo, cool and composed, skilfully navigates the questions about her interest in Sir Johnâs art collection but Vance notices a flicker of something more than professional curiosity in her eyes when discussing a particular, less valuable item in his study.
As the investigation progresses, multiple motives emerge. Financial desperation, professional revenge, a long-held secret, unrequited feelings and intellectual theft all seem plausible.
Pendelton and Vance discover hidden passages, secret compartments and a complex web of relationships and resentments within the manor. They uncover evidence of Sir Johnâs manipulative nature, his penchant for playing people against each other and the dark secrets he held over each of his guests.
Vance, with her keen eye for detail, uncovers inconsistencies in alibis and observes subtle non-verbal cues Pendelton might initially dismiss. She notes the precise timing of the power cut and the seemingly insignificant details of the murder weapon. Pendelton, meanwhile, uses his experience to delve into the psychological profiles of the suspects, drawing out their deeper motivations and past conflicts with Sir John. He recognises the intricate social dance at play and the layers of pretence each character maintains.
The discovery of Sir Johnâs will further complicates matters, revealing unexpected beneficiaries and disinheritance, adding another layer of motive for some and eliminating others. The detectives realise the true motive may not be as simple as money or revenge, but something far more personal and deeply buried.
As the storm outside begins to abate, the tension inside Awkward Manor reaches its peak. Pendelton and Vance, through their combined efforts, begin to piece together the sequence of events. They realise the murderer is not just someone with a motive, but someone who meticulously planned the crime, utilising their intimate knowledge of Awkward Manor and Sir Johnâs habits. The final confrontation reveals a killer who had been hiding in plain sight, their true nature and the depth of their desperation or resentment finally brought to light.
The climax involves a clever unmasking of the culprit, who had been orchestrating their deception from the very beginning, leading to a dramatic confession that brings the dark secrets of Awkward Manor to a chilling conclusion.
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What It Is
Would air on ABC at (say) 8:30pm Wednesdays and feature at least both or three sketches related to news topics, and if one of them is a comedian he/she would fininish the show with a live stand-up performance.
The format would also be a quiz show and feature other presenters/comedians doing a quiz related to news stories in a serious way.
Presenter: Andrew Hansen
Theme: âWhat It Isâ by Doechii/Kodak Black