Tongue-in-cheek mocks

[Nick]

@ElCapitanCranky

A proper MediaSpy showbag has the following:

• DAB radio
• Shitty earphones
• Shitty cap that doesn’t fit
• Shitty keep cup that leaks
• Shitty useless lanyard
• Stickers that don’t actually stick to anything
• A ECC-branded vomit bag because I make everyone sick
• Out of date lollies, chips and drinks
• Useless coupons for brands and business you’ve never heard of
• all kept in a duffle bag that breaks when you put anything heavy in there.

All very ridiculously priced, of course.

All branded with shitty WIN mappy I presume?

[ElCapitanCranky]

Maybe?

[TV4]

Please don’t let there be an eggplant in there. Just, no.

[TheHubMan]

@SydneyCityTV

Plus your choice of “Relaunched Size” snack & drink

Idk about anyone else here but for a relaunch I need at least a 5KG bag of chips and a 2L Solo and Mtn Dew

[SydneyCityTV]

If Channel Ten really went overboard with Grant Denyer after the launch of Celebrity Name Game:

Also while I’m at it, something I’m sure we’d all really like to see (but probably never will) on Gogglebox: The Jacksons reacting to their appearance on Nine News Sydney’s 2012 NSW Budget Coverage in 2019!

Finally, I know this one probably would’ve been more relevant a couple of months back when Brooke Boney replaced Richard Wilkins as Today’s main entertainment reporter, but I think a singing Richard Wilkins getting “The Boot” still works. Not expecting to see it during Nine’s coverage of the 2019 NSW Election on Saturday though!

[SydneyCityTV]

Sorry, but I couldn’t resist doing a rather obvious re-edit after seeing “Ronald McDonald” as the name of an actual candidate during the election coverage!

[ElCapitanCranky]

Would’ve preferred to vote for the clown than the other two parties.

[SydneyCityTV]

Sadly, I agree with you.

[NewsAustralia]

@Aaron_Evans_2005

This just in: Bruce plans on making a third WIN multichannel (titled WIN Classic/Retro or whatever name Bruce prefers), based on the “colour bars” era (1983-1989) of the Wollongong station, and all programs are obscure 80s shows. Bruce is also planning to sell Crawfords cause to him showing old programs illegally is better.

What?

[Nick]

@Aaron_Evans_2005

This just in: Bruce plans on making a third WIN multichannel (titled WIN Classic/Retro or whatever name Bruce prefers), based on the “colour bars” era (1983-1989) of the Wollongong station, and all programs are obscure 80s shows

The proof is in the non-existant mock… Hence the name of this thread…

[ElCapitanCranky]

Jim’s Group today expanded into the media with launch of…

This was followed by the acquisition of a certain media discussion site

[SydneyCityTV]

@NewsWeary

I’d really like to know if the Brexit countdown clock made a reappearance since SydneyCityTV took this screenshot seventeen days ago. What happened when the clock ran down to zero yesterday? Did confetti and balloons fall from the rafters and did Fergo let off a party popper and blow into one of those noisy blowout party favour things?

@PointJules

Well, since the can full of sprinkles was kicked back to at least 12 April, they’ll probably have to trot it out again at some point.

Presuming that Brexit is now expected to happen on April 12, here’s how I’d imagine an updated version of the countdown graphics on Seven News Sydney would be like after remembering another reason that day will be important for some of their viewers!

[PointJules]

I almost would go for a full-time screen, but why not just keep it to half of Fergo’s face, eh?

[TV.Cynic]

Sneak peek at the new season of MasterChef as 10 adds new style challenges to try to capture some of the Married at First Sight audience.

[MGO]

LOL love this. Thought it was real for a moment!!

[SydneyCityTV]

…and sadly, Julie is the 2nd contestant to be eliminated from Amber’s Newsreading Knockout.

Time for a couple of new entrants to the show - another newsreader plus a weather forecaster (TBH, I often wonder if there’s ever been a clash of egos between Amber Sherlock & Gavin Morris during the ad breaks )!

[ElCapitanCranky]

Would not shag any of them.

[Richo]

@SydneyCityTV

if there’s ever been a clash of egos between Amber Sherlock & Gavin Morris during the ad breaks )!

Gavin Morris has no ego.

If he doesn’t like you, he’ll be professional and that’s it.

[SydneyCityTV]

@AustralianAerial

Optus FM

Sorry, but I just couldn’t resist doing a quick re-edit of Optus’ logo and the new one for FM 1047 Clarence Valley:

If there’s anyone on Media Spy who’s really good at editing together radio station IDs/Promos, I’d love to hear their attempts at some for “Optus FM”!

[SydneyCityTV]

@AustralianAerial

No Money.

Sorry, couldn’t resist…again!