Looking very thicc this evening
Something weird happened on the NT news 3 days ago…
and I can leak the latest instalment of the Seven News Sydney promos 1 day early - interesting addition
The latest Dance Boss promo is looking fantastic! Credits to @TV-NT
With the news that 2GB is set to bring in one of Sydney’s most well known news/media couples as a fill in for Ray Hadley on their “Country Music Countdown” on NRL Grand Final Eve, here’s a (poorly edited, admittedly) mock publicity pic for the show!
Jess looks like Sonia Kruger.
Pete looks like he’s just escaped puberty.
Oh dear. Even though I used a relatively recent photo of Jess & Pete, it really does look more like Sonia Kruger and Peter Overton…during in the 1990s when he was a sports reporter on National Nine News!
Mad As Hell’s Amish Hamish (Macdonald).
“Puzzle your neighbours with this miniature representation of the ABC’s favourite International Affairs correspondent re-imagined as a barnraising anabaptist.”
From the Media Spy user who brought you “What Josh Massoud might do next” comes “What Beau Ryan might do next” - attempting to predict the media future of everyone’s favourite presenter from The NRL Footy Show after that program was this week axed by the Nine Network due to poor ratings throughout 2018!
Personally I’ve been thinking for a while now that Beau’s media future might be as part of a Sydney FM breakfast radio program, and knowing how 2DayFM still seems to be a revolving door…
Or given that he did fill in for Kyle Sandilands back in July, perhaps this might happen once “King Kyle” decides to call it a day:
I know the altering of actual publicity photos to fit Beau Ryan’s head in doesn’t look that great, but I don’t want it to look too convincing!
You can put Massoud’s head on the side of a Mr Whippy van!
Again it isn’t very good but because I couldn’t resist, here’s Josh Massoud as Mr Whippy!
If I change my mind and decide I want my ice cream in a waffle cone with sprinkles will he slit my throat and shit down my neck?
Worse, he’ll show you his showreel.
Still looks better than their regional news.
Breaking News! Hitch and Mitch have both decided to give up their jobs and co-host their new show together. (Kennedy and Molloy, defeatedly ran off to mexico)
On Second thought this is a more natural move
And ELEVEN people get to WIN the car!
With news that a female could be cast as James Bond in future films, I think we have a good candidate for the role.