Absolutely laughable. To make matters worse, 7 Adelaide are showing it on a half-hour delay, 7 Brisbane on a one-hour delay, and 7 Darwin on a 1 hour and 30 min delay.
7 Adelaide - 3am ACDT 7 Brisbane - 3am AEST 7 Darwin - 3am ACST
Now let’s see the start times for Channel Nine in these areas.
9 Adelaide - 2:30am ACDT 9 Brisbane - 2am AEST 9 Darwin - 1:30am ACST
Sorry I have to post a tongue-in-cheek mock here, but 7NEWS as a whole is just simply…
Looks like 7NEWS wants to simply lose viewers. The TV ratings will be very interesting…
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dipsol
January 19, 2025, 12:54pm
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Seven National Network Not Nine Network Nightly News At Noon Now? (sorry I’m tired)
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That’s really poor by 7, 9 were always going to be live anyway with Australian Open coverage. Would be interesting to see what they would have used to catch up to the schedule if they went live.
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Can’t argue that one - SNNNNNNNANN
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you don’t have to. We have a thread specifically for tongue-in-cheek mocks
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spw68
January 19, 2025, 1:03pm
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At that hour of the night, how many viewers are we really talking about? And who cares anyway? Just watch the highlights on Sunrise or Today. It’s not like it’s breaking news, unless something unforeseen happens.
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JPA
January 19, 2025, 1:04pm
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And I’m fairly sure any news junkies/US politics enthusiasts will be watching the coverage of one of the US networks, or the ABC or BBC anyway.
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spw68
January 19, 2025, 1:05pm
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NNFAF (Nine News First at Five) is also an acronym mouthful.
never forget this mouthful of an acronym
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Nick
January 19, 2025, 3:00pm
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Radio_TVGuy:
Absolutely laughable. To make matters worse, 7 Adelaide are showing it on a half-hour delay, 7 Brisbane on a one-hour delay, and 7 Darwin on a 1 hour and 30 min delay.
7 Adelaide - 3am ACDT 7 Brisbane - 3am AEST 7 Darwin - 3am ACST
Seven Network National Nightly News Notably Not All Really Live
or, SNNNNNNARL
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This name is ridiculous. Tarsh almost stumbled on it at the beginning. Why couldn’t it be Seven News at Noon ?
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BJT2
January 20, 2025, 1:04am
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New graphics package and backdrop.
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It’s giving The Latest vibes
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JPA
January 20, 2025, 1:06am
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Apart from the ridiculous title, graphics so far look pretty decent.
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It is literally just The Latest, but at midday.
I do like the new backdrop. Otherwise the whole thing is just meh.
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Yeah it’s good. But not great. Backdrop looks amazing
BJT2
January 20, 2025, 1:10am
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So far I’m liking this bulletin. It’s a nice update and refresh from the old Morning News bulletin. Tarsh is perfect for this.
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TFTV
January 20, 2025, 1:10am
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She said at the start ‘our panelist weigh in’. So expect a panel??
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