Blame the roid rage. They get a bigger than average ute to compensate for their small penis.
Again, I believe those jacked up utes should get their own form of drivers license. Because fuck them. 
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Dude, I was stuck behind a learner driver a few weeks ago not really wanting to get to close then as we were approaching the lights some idiot in one of these uteâs went straight though a red light in the right turn only lane. 
Thing is a lot of them are - the instant asset write-off provisions of successive budgets made it more attractive to buy them.
Fuck me dead. 
Letâs end the instant asset write down for penis substitutes i.e. jacked up utes. And jack up the taxes.
Yep, we had one of those for a while.
You know, i was thinking the other day, i reckon the electric car owners are laughing all the way to the bank, considering they do not need any of the fuels to charge their car.
Kinda thinking now might be a good time to look at an electric vehicleâŚ
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I canât afford to buy an electric vehicle ,so most days my car will be parked in the car park at home and Iâll be travelling on public transport .Especially while we still have 50c public transport fares here in Queensland
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From tonightâs news⌠if youâre thinking there are more white/grey/black cars around now than there used to be, youâd be right!
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I would like to see what the 1980s were. Lots of beige and brown I suspect.
1990s was definitely the decade of green.
Would love this graph but for interior colours
There was a lot of brown in the 80s, but also a lot of bright colours. Lots of yellow in particular, and red and silver. Metallic blue and green. Definitely more colourful than now.
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Gray cars seemed to become more popular in the pandemic, probably because people were desperate for any car, its the dumbest colour ever, unless you want a military appliance that you donât want seen.
I think grey is practical. I used to have a silver car and even when it hadnât been washed it looked okay. I now have a dark grey almost black car and it always looks dirty.
Iâve had near misses with grey cars. A terrible colour.
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Agree, too similar to the colour of the road.
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the issue with grey cars for me isnât the road - its that people donât know when to use their headlights to make them more visible. grey just seems to blend in more at dawn and dusk and in rain
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No surprise really:
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Funny story/boring anecdote incomingâŚ
To assist in telling the story, please find below picture of said location
A few nights ago, I was heading into a nearby Woolies (one of many in the area) and as I was walking in, using the footpath in the lighter grey bit of above picture, a bunch of us noticed one guy reversing in his rather schmick BMW onto the footpath.
The guy thought it was a parking spot. Now, if you look at the picture, what part of the smoother looking tiles, raised tiles for the blind and silver bollard would indicate that itâs a parking spot? We all gave him âthe lookâ, wondering what the hell was he doing. I motioned to the driver to wind down the window so I could tell him âumm, this isnât a parking spot, itâs the footpathâ.. He looked rather out of it, and embarrassed, and made the appropriate correction.
We all had a good giggle and I remarked to someone else, âI wonder if he knew that he was on the footpath?â. Later on, I came across him and he had a bunch of flowers and a box of Lindt chocolates in his hand. I suspect this was why he wasnât paying attention - he had to make up to his significant other for something, or he was going for a night of boingy-boingy. 
Todayâs lesson: concentrate on what youâre doing, watch where youâre going and donât park on the footpath. Especially in a BMW in western Sydney - someone will key it.
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