Tongue-in-cheek mocks

In relation to the shocking closure of Newshub, in which I was utterly disgusted and upset at the time, here’s a tongue-in-cheek “Sorry we’re closed” mock graphic.

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Since Seven and Nine’s Early News have been swallowed up by the brands of their schedule neighbours, presenting the all new A Current Affairs and 9News Late… :wink:

9News Affairs


(with some stretching, Caros Medium was a close-enough match for the subtitle)

and, 30 Late Minutes
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I’m waiting for Today to swallow the entire Nine News Brand…

Today Morning News
Today at Six

How about Sunrise at Six :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

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AM or PM? :joy:

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Later Today

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Today Tonight

I’ll see myself out.

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Current Nine Network watermark in Perth and Adelaide.

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Seven News bringing back an old slogan in light of recent events (with a slight twist).

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Also now using

Know the Lies
and
Australia’s Number 1 Lies

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What are they lying about?

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They named the wrong person as the perpetrator of the Bondi stabbings before police announced the identity of the actual person and are now at risk of being sued.

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That’s not a lie. A lie is an untrue statement with an intent to deceive. Seven thought they had the right name for whatever reason but it wasn’t a lie it was a mistake.

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Mistake is a massive understatement.

It was a clusterfuck of epic proportions and a failure in fact checking and accuracy, though we shouldn’t really be surprised as the network has history of similar instances.

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Seven also stated that Bruce Lehrmann didn’t receive payment for his Spotlight interview.

Executive producer Mark Llewellyn told news.com.au in May that the Seven Network had not paid Mr Lehrmann for the exclusive interview.

“No one was paid,” Mr Llewellyn told news.com.au.

“7NEWS Spotlight made no payment to Bruce Lehrmann for the interview, however the program assisted with accommodation as part of the filming of the story.”

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Yeah right.

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Sure but it wasn’t a lie. They didn’t deliberately make up an untruth. I’m not defending Seven at all, I’m just debunking JPA’s claim that Seven News deliberately lie.

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oh hey defamation and seven kinda rhymes! xD

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“No one was paid,” Mr Llewellyn told news.com.au.

“7NEWS Spotlight made no payment to Bruce Lehrmann for the interview, however the program assisted with accommodation as part of the filming of the story.”

“assisted with accommodation as part of filming the story”

I highly doubt it took them a full year to research and film that story. Living free for a year is still technically a payment, just with extra steps.

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Surprised BBC Singapore didn’t call Pantone to sponsor them a couple of paint cards…

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