NRL World, eh? What rides can we expect to see at NRL World…
The Drink Driving Range - see how drunk you can get before the coppers get to you
Super Punch-On - punch on with friends, family, team mates, bouncers, police…
Home Invasion Adventure - barge into some poor unsuspecting family’s house and cause havoc
Meet and Greets with Organised Crime Figures - as it says on the can
Special Cocktails - featuring the Todd Carney Special and Reece Walsh Bottled Water
Inhouse TAB - so you can ganble on your own games
Inhouse “adult entertainment centre” - so you can be a sex pest and get kicked out
Peter V’Landys Simulator - see how many crazy ideas you can come up with
The Six Again Experience - just when you think it’s over, you can go six again
Hotel Corridor Themed Toilets - because it’s closer than the toilet
John Hopoate Prostate Exams - a public service
Ezra Mann Bumper Cars - crashing has never been more fun
NRL Legends Petting Zoo - with all the legends and their favourite pets
The Paul Kent Tree Toss - where you toss Kenty into a tree
Craig Gower Mini Golf - with golf carts!
Robbie Farah’s Schitties - tastes just like the Tigers fortunes
Be The Bunker - make real live decisions in the actual bunker
There’s more but I can’t think of any…