Seven Network - Programs and Schedules

Because KISS BANG LOVE didn’t work, let’s try some more shit out.

Overheard in a 7 programming meeting for 2017 :roll_eyes:

And Nine have another relationship show in production too. :rolling_eyes:

More thrilling, original content from those two serial copycats. It’s no wonder I don’t watch anything on either of those networks.

###Week commencing 24 July 2016


Sunday 24 July
07:00 PM Sunday Night
08:00 PM Border Security - Australia’s Front Line
08:30 PM Billy Connolly’s Tracks Across America Season Final
09:30 PM Bones x 2 S11 Ep19, 20
11:00 PM Castle Rpt

Monday 25 July
07:30 PM Highway Patrol
08:00 PM World’s Angriest: Travel
09:00 PM Movie: The Bourne Ultimatum
11:20 PM Car Crash TV Rpt

Tuesday 26 July
07:30 PM Special: Christmas Make You Laugh Out Loud
08:30 PM Winners and Losers x 2
10:30 PM Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares Rpt
11:30 PM Bates Motel S3 Ep6

Wednesday 27 July
07:00 PM Home And Away
07:30 PM Border Security - Australia’s Front Line
08:00 PM The Force - Behind The Line
08:30 PM Criminal Minds S11 Ep16
09:30 PM Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders S1 Ep12
10:30 PM Motive
11:30 PM Defiance Season Final

Thursday 28 July
07:00 PM Home and Away x 2
08:00 PM Surveillance Oz
09:00 PM The Big Bang Theory x 2
10:00 PM Dynamo: Magician Impossible: Paris
10:00 PM Rush Hour Season Final

Friday 29 July
Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth
07:00 PM Better Homes and Gardens

Sydney, Brisbane, Perth
08:30 PM TBA

Melbourne and Adelaide
AFL

Saturday 30 July
Syndey, Brisbane
07:00 PM TBA

Melbourne and Adelaide
06:30 PM AFL

For more details of AFL see: Seven AFL Coverage

Friday
TBA = Raising Helen

Saturday

07.00 PM Boxtrolls
09.00 PM Cool Runnings

###Week commencing 31 July 2016


Sunday 31 July
07:00 PM Sunday Night
08:00 PM Border Security - Australia’s Front Line
08:30 PM The Force - Behind The Line
09:00 PM Bones x 2 S11 Ep21, 22 Season Final
11:00 PM Dynamo: Magician Impossible

Monday 1 August
07:30 PM Highway Patrol
08:00 PM World’s Angriest: At Work
09:00 PM Movie: The Bourne Legacy
11:45 PM Car Crash TV Rpt

Tuesday 2 August
07:30 PM Special: Birds Make You Laugh Out Loud
08:30 PM Winners and Losers x 2
10:30 PM Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares Rpt
11:30 PM Bates Motel S3 Ep7

Wednesday 3 August
07:30 PM Border Security - Australia’s Front Line
08:00 PM The Force - Behind The Line
08:30 PM Criminal Minds S11 Ep17
09:30 PM Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders S1 Ep13 Season Final
10:30 PM Motive

Thursday 4 August
07:00 PM Home and Away x 2
08:00 PM Surveillance Oz
09:00 PM The Big Bang Theory x 2
10:00 PM Dynamo: Magician Impossible
11:00 PM Air Crash Investigations

Friday 5 August
Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth
07:00 PM Better Homes and Gardens

Sydney, Brisbane, Perth
08:30 PM Million Dollar Arm

Melbourne and Adelaide
AFL

Saturday 6 August
06:00 AM AEST Rio 2016 Olympic Games: Olympic Countdown Show
09:00 AM AEST Rio 2016 Olympic Games: Rio Olympics Opening Ceremony

07:00 PM Rio 2016 Olympic Games: Opening Ceremony Highlights
10:10 PM Rio 2016 Olympic Games: Day 1 - Evening

For more details on Olympics see: 2016 Rio Olympic Games

For more details of AFL see: Seven AFL Coverage

Special: Birds Make You Laugh Out Loud …seriously WTF . I thought Pensioners was the end of this.

What’s next ? Farts Make You Laugh Out Loud ?

Hope this rubbish doesn’'t continue after the Olympics.

Are Seven making their own versions now or renaming some eps? Looks like Pensioners was called Grannies in the UK.

According to the channel 5 website, these are the titles they have made:

  • Animals Make You Laugh Out Loud
  • Budgies Make You Laugh Out Loud
  • Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud
  • Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 2
  • Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud
  • Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud
  • Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud 2
  • Grannies Make You Laugh Out Loud
  • Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud
  • Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud 2
  • Puppies Make You Laugh Out Loud
  • Toddlers Make You Laugh Out Loud

They have renamed Budgies to Birds

Why do that? Budgies is so Aussie anyway. WTF?

…and I believe that this week’s will be Christmas Make You Laugh Out Loud. I wonder if that was a Seven original or an imported one? Either way, there’s something really satisfying about seeing these specials tank in the ratings…

hahah this is great. Keep them coming Seven, and soon people will start to realise that all you programme into your schedule is crap, and will flock to other networks -_-

Sunrise Makes You LOL :wink:

Never has and never will!!

Talk about repeats of repeats - Seven is showing The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 1 next week!

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According to the AFL Broadcast Guide Seven will be showing:
Melbourne
7.00 AFL: Western Bulldogs v North Melbourne
Adelaide
7.00 AFL: Adelaide Crows v Brisbane Lions

These are currently scheduled to be shown on 7Mate rather than the main channel.

The Melbourne guide has a 6.30pm Pre-Game show.
The Adelaide game starts at 7.30pm.

(As discussed in the Olympic Games thread).

OK, perhaps nobody has told afl.com.au about the switch …

Budgie smugglers make you lol

“Coming Soon”

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###Code Black

Inspired by the award-winning documentary by Ryan McGarry, “Code Black” is a heart-pounding medical drama that takes place in the busiest ER in the nation, where the staggering influx of patients can outweigh the limited resources available to the extraordinary doctors and nurses whose job is to treat them all – creating a condition known as Code Black.

At the heart of the ER’s controlled chaos is Residency Director Dr. Leanne Rorish (Academy Award winner Marcia Gay Harden), renowned for successfully performing high-risk procedures in Center Stage, the trauma area reserved for the most critical cases. Her four new first-year residents are Christa Lorenson (Bonnie Somerville), Malaya Pineda (Melanie Kannokada), Mario Savetti (Benjamin Hollingsworth) and Angus Leighton (Harry M. Ford). Leanne’s confidante, Jesse Sallander (Luis Guzman), is an amiable seen-it-all senior nurse who manages the residents. Also working in the ER is Dr. Neal Hudson (Raza Jaffrey), an excellent physician who sometimes disagrees with Leanne’s “cowboy” approach, and Dr. Rollie Guthrie (William Allen Young), the energetic, longest-serving attending.

In Center Stage, life is measured in seconds, and these heroic doctors and nurses operate with speed and skill within an overwhelmed system to treat the crowds of people who are often there for one of two reasons: to die or to receive a life-saving miracle.