starts flame war
what’s the difference?
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Get out.
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Where do I begin?
In 1742, the great Harold Dwight Savoy was posted to the Solomon Islands to study in the field of crackery. Varieties of crackers were grown in loam instead of peat in the Polynesian regions which piqued the interest of Savoy’s superior Bernard Yosemite Jatz.
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Did somebody whack you in the Jatz Crackers?
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Okay. If we’re gonna talk snacks, this needs to be settled. Best flavour of Shapes (that is currently available):
- Barbecue
- Pizza
- Cheese and Bacon
- Cheddar
- Chicken Crimpy
- Savoury lol
- Nacho Cheese
- I’m a filthy heathen who preferred one of the “new and improved” flavours that died an unmourned death, not that dissimilar to Newsweary’s eventual demise.
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NB/ the wrong answer will rule you out for any promotion opportunities until the end of time.
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What if you’re a heathen who doesn’t like any of them?
I choose Sakata Seaweed Rice Crackers. 
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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
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- Coke
- Pepsi
- Hurr hurr I don’t think sugar water hurr hurr
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Cheese & Bacon is your favourite? You poor soul.
Chicken Crimpy is where its at.
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- Labor
- I hate Australia and anyone with a net worth under $650 millon (Coalition)
- I’m racist and think I love Australia but I really hate it (One Nation, Rise Up)
- I’m progressive but love infighting and only holding one seat at a time (Greens)
- I hate everything that happened after 100 AD (Australian Conservative/Fred Nile)
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You’re not you without Chicken Crimpy!
BBQ was my fave, but something changed and I saw the light.
Chicken Crimpy are bland. Chicken Drumstick were the superior chicken flavoured shape.
Vale 
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Best Ten Late News presenter:
- Eric Walters
- Anne Fullwood
- Sandra Sully
- Hamish Macdonald
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When grocery shopping, I tend to:
- get the OG name brands because nothing can beat it
- get the home brand because they’re practically the same thing
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Best Nightline presenter:
- Jim Waley
- Hugh Riminton
- Helen Kapalos
- Ellen Fanning
- Michael Usher
- Wendy Kingston
- Kellie Sloane
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Best Seven Late News presenter:
- Chris Bath
- Anne Fulwood
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Pizza Shapes are easily the best. I will remind the court that there was always a delicious sprinkling of pizza dust at the bottom of the packet, and this was enjoyed by all.
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Which type of car do you prefer?
- Automatic
- Manual
- Meh
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