This stuff is on Youtube ? isn’t it like the LOL stuff…
Nine begins Upfronts talks with advertisers | TV Tonight
Nine has brought forward its Upfronts conversations with media buyers follows disappointing ratings.
This stuff is on Youtube ? isn’t it like the LOL stuff…
Probably. Television for people too lazy to search YouTube for “funny commercials” or whatever!
Perhaps Nine can throw in a few of their own promos into the commercial mix. They are always so OTT, worth a good laugh.
Yep, who could ever forget such classics as the “Meltdown of the Century” promo for The Hot Plate!
Some posters might have seen this already but TV Tonight had a field day today putting together a list of over exaggerated phrases used by the commercial networks this year
### Week commencing 31 July 2016
Sunday 31 July
07:00 PM 60 Minutes
08:00 PM Love Child
09:00 PM Home Front
11:35 PM Unforgettable
Monday 1 August
07:30 PM World’s Most Outrageous Weddings
08:40 PM Love Child x 2
Sydney and Brisbane
10:40 PM An Hour to Save Your Life
Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth
10:40 PM Footy Classified
11:40 PM The NRL Rookie Rpt
Tuesday 2 August
07:30 PM Britain’s Got Talent
10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls x 2
11:00 PM A to Z
Wednesday 3 August
07:30 PM RBT
Sydney, Brisbane
08:30 PM The Footy Show
10:30 PM NRL Rookie
Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth
08:30 PM The Italian Job
10:45 PM The NRL Footy Show
Thursday 4 August
Sydney, Brisbane
07:30 PM NRL
10:10 PM World’s Funniest Videos Top 10 x 2
11:10 PM The AFL Footy Show
Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth
07:30 PM World’s Best Commercials
08:30 PM The Footy Show
10:30 PM NRL Rookie
Friday 5 August
Sydney, Brisbane
07:30 PM NRL
10:10 PM Platoon
Melbourne
07:30 PM Postcards
08:30 PM You’ve Got Mail
Adelaide, Perth
07:30 PM To Catch a Smuggler
08:30 PM You’ve Got Mail
Saturday 6 August
07:00 PM TBA
Also See NRL on Nine for details of NRL coverage.
AUSTRALIA’S MOST OUTRAGEOUS WEDDINGS
Monday 1 August at 7.30pm
Lift the veil on the most special day of someone else’s life in Australia’s Most Outrageous Weddings, Monday, August 1, at 7.30pm on Nine.
Every year around 240,000 people get married across Australia. That’s more than 300 weddings every single day. Luxury cars, bouquets of flowers and professional photographers are no longer enough. Now the bride and groom have pyrotechnics, helicopters, and a guest list as long as your arm. The competition for who can have the biggest, best, most outrageous – and expensive – wedding is more intense than ever.
Alicia Loxley will take you inside a world of amazing grandeur and cultural wonder to present some of the greatest wedding spectacles you could hope to see. She looks at an extravagant Hindu-Indian fusion-Catholic wedding which is a week-long binge of celebration costing a cool $300,000. Watch as the bride and groom’s family and friends join together to let loose in a flurry of food, festivities and extraordinary Bollywood dancing.
There is an epic Lebanese wedding with a whopping 550 guests. With eight drummers, electrifying pyrotechnics and a thrilling fire-breather, the dancing begins and doesn’t stop. The night culminates in the bride performing a rock-star stage dive in her $8000 designer wedding gown.
Meanwhile at a country property in New South Wales, a Man from Snowy River-themed wedding is an almighty affair that involves a grand entrance on horseback – and ends with a dislocated shoulder and a night in hospital for grandpa.
Australia’s Most Outrageous Weddings also tags along for the wild hens night before the over-the-top nuptials – and finds one brave woman who allows her bridesmaids to plan her last hoorah as a single girl with hilarious results, including a construction worker’s special dance for the mother of the bride.
More like, Australia’s most outrageous programming decisions
AUSTRALIA’S MOST OUTRAGEOUS WEDDINGS
I can imagine Nine’s promo for this
AUSTRALIA’S … MOST … OUTRAGEOUS … WEDDINGS
biggest … most outrageous … most expensive
epic … Lebanese …wedding …, whopping … 550 …guests
You guys realise there was a relatively successful reality TV show in the 90s that focused on Weddings right? Doesn’t seem too dissimilar although the clickbait title sucks
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You guys realise there was a relatively successful reality TV show in the 90s that focused on Weddings right? [/quote]
You do realise it’s not the 90s anymore, right?
…and funnily enough, Weddings aired on Nine too!
If you ask me, there’s probably more than a reasonable chance of the disgraced former Western Sydney local council deputy mayor Salim Mehajer and his very infamous wedding appearing on this!
It was if people were outraged by this programme as being scraping the barrel in 2016.
Now back to finding out who shot Mr. Burns…
smingers did it
Nine started screening unscreened episodes of Community from season 5 over the last two weekends on Saturday and Sunday afternoons, after having screened previous seasons in prime time on 9Go.
Suddenly this week it’s gone from the schedule and it’s nowhere to be seen. Why did they do that?
Maybe they’d rather people sign up to Stan and watch it .
in the early 2017 upfronts, reported today by The Australian’s Media, Nine is getting into another “food” show. (unnamed at this stage).
Nine has brought forward its Upfronts conversations with media buyers follows disappointing ratings.
### Week commencing 7 August 2016
Sunday 7 August
07:00 PM 60 Minutes
08:00 PM David Attenborough’s The Hunt
09:00 PM Mission Impossible III
11:45 PM Unforgettable
Monday 8 August
07:30 PM 20 to One
08:40 PM Mr and Mrs Smith
Sydney and Brisbane
11:00 PM Community
Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth
11:00 PM Footy Classified
Tuesday 9 August
07:30 PM Super Scary Plane Landings
Footage of planes coming down with a bump, including a crash landing that sends ten people to hospital, and an instance where the landing gear fails to engage. Buckle up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!
08:30 PM Killers
10:30 PM The Briefcase
11:30 PM A to Z
Wednesday 10 August
07:30 PM RBT
Sydney, Brisbane
08:30 PM The Footy Show
10:30 PM Mom x 2
Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth
08:30 PM Ocean’s Twelve
11:00 PM The NRL Footy Show
Thursday 11 August
Sydney, Brisbane
07:30 PM NRL
10:10 PM World’s Funniest Videos Top 10 x 2
11:10 PM The AFL Footy Show
Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth
07:30 PM Kings Cross ER
08:30 PM The Footy Show
10:30 PM World’s Funniest Videos Top 10 x 2
Friday 12 August
Sydney, Brisbane
07:30 PM NRL
10:10 PM The Glimmer Man
Melbourne
07:30 PM Postcards
08:30 PM Julie and Julia
Adelaide, Perth
07:30 PM To Catch a Smuggler
08:30 PM Julie and Julia
Saturday 13 August
07:00 PM Golden Eye
09:40 PM Tomorrow Never Dies
Also See NRL on Nine for details of NRL coverage.
Absolute fuck all schedule.